#6

"What is this shaken iced tea?"

It's just tea shaken with some ice.

"But... I don't see flavors."

Yes, you can get different flavors of tea. There is black, green, or passion.

"So you can get any flavor?"

Yes.

"So what makes them shaken?"

We shake them in a shaker with ice to mix the sweetener if you choose to get it sweetened.

"I don't want it sweetened."

Okay, so an unsweetened tea. Which flavor would you like?

"Nothing with caffeine."

Okay, so a passion tea?

"No I don't like that one. What else is there?"

That's the only thing without caffeine. Black tea and green tea are both caffeinated.

"Well... what about those refreshers. I'll have an orange one of those."

Those have caffeine as well.

"What am I supposed to get then?"

...

"Okay, just give me a trenta green tea. Unsweetened with 8 sugar in the raws."







I swear sometimes life doesn't make any sense.

#5

When you put extra caramel drizzle on the inside of the cup, at the bottom, and on top.

"Um, I asked for extra caramel."


Sometimes people should just be given a bottle of the sauce instead of their drink.

#4

"What is the difference between a mocha and a white chocolate mocha?"

One has regular, chocolate mocha sauce and the other is white chocolate.

"Yes, but what is the difference?"

That is the difference.

"So, they are made the same way?"

Yes. They are both lattes.

"What comes in them?"

...

You get the mocha syrup, espresso shots, steamed milk, and whipped cream.

"Why whipped cream?"

I just work here.

"Okay. Can I get a venti white chocolate mocha, extra hot, extra whip. Oh no wait, I want that big cup. Make it a trenta."

Hot beverages don't come in trenta. The biggest cup is a venti.

"Oh alright."


When the drink was called out she complained it wasn't in a trenta cup. She got a recovery card.
Sometimes you feel like you're in the Twilight Zone. #baristaproblems

#2

"I won't accept any espresso shots that are not between 18-21 seconds."


How many shots would have to go right down the drain before getting irritated?